|
Clouds r white
but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept
in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not
in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
|
| wanted to
send u something nice that would make u smile but
the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! |
| The rain
makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers
2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't
it rain on you? |
| Hey can u
do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! |
| It's important
to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a
man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant
that these 3 men should never meet! |
|
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest
person in Britain, can u cum down the police station
and show them it's a mistake?
|
| Hey friend
remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty. so
the world needs YOU after all! |
| i want u
2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry
i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I
look down & den... i lauf again |
| A girl phoned
me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
| i tried to
call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner
card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg
|
|
You're Attractive Gorgeous y Intelligent
Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous.
In fact you're becoming more like me everyday!
|
|
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable
lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest
talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout
me-How r u?
|
|
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one
really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored
in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur
money on accessories for dem!
|
| I saw sumthing
in da shop window 2day.It was stunning y cute beautiful
& adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised
it was my own REFLECTION |
| 3 REASONS
Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look
like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about
3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds |
| 5 BAD THINGS
2 SAY 2 A GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still
work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so
i guess dis makes me d early bird! |
|
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1
smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd
iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who
wil it go2 next?
|
| God made
butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze
god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made
you he made you Y |
|
Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones
there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the
meetin cant start because the monkey is reading
this text
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| Merry Christmas,
Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off
and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! |
| girls are
like phones. we like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
|
| im at the
police station.The police caught me & filed
a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm
doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry
up |
| i hereby
place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting
public with ur xtreme good looks & appeal.remain
silent & report 2 my bedroom |
