Funny Shayari
Love Shayari
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar
pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha
muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.Funny sms
Shayari
(From:Raj - Pune)
Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai, baba bola jawan
maut par yu hasa nahi karte, Beti boli baba wada kiya
tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge
(From:Athrav - baroda)
ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke
darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh
me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
(From:pooja - jaipur)
ek ladki thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi shama
ke ghabra ke wo kuch karti rahti thi jabbhi milti
thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on kaise hota hai
(From:KAPIL - DELHI)
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
(From:shree patil - bhusawal)
Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega
ki sab yaad aa jayega.
(From:Failure - Baroda)
Funny sms Shayari
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez
kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey
to aap le gaye!
(From:Mayank Shekhar - Dalmianagar)
ENGINEERS MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........
HAR 6 MAHINO ME TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL
KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE
PAYE JATE HAI.....
(From:RAUT MAYANK - GYANODAYA,CHANDI,NALANDA,BIHAR)
santa:itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe
hai? banta:gol karne ke liye. santa:sasura gol hi
to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:rahul - ring road)
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Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada
kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai
Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole Banch
per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha
hai Master ji.(From:Sagar Singh Tomar - Balaghat (M.P.))
7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the, ek adami ake bola,
Sadhuji kya karu Ladakiya Line nahi deti? Sadhu: Chote
sadhu see Gutkeshwar ek chatai aur lagao.
(From:Anil - Bhusawal)
gadhe ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche
se bola tum uper kya kar rahe ho gadha: kuch nahi
ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar ye aam ka ped hai gadha:pata
hai main ganna saath me laya hun
(From:sopan - pune)
sardar apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal.Naukar
bola barish ho rahi hai,Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri
pakdke daal
(From:aryan - mumbai))
sardar gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing
here? Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife:
toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau bahar kutta khada hai
:)
(From:Amar - Chennai))
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Phone Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai
Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai
Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye tha
(From:ABY - PUNE))
Log kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend
sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo,
ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye**
Khudi ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda
bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab utrega kaise.
(From:manish - Gurgaon)
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne
kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
(From: - thane)
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Mohabbat
Mohabbat khudaa ki Rehmat hai
Mehboob us mohabbat ke alaamat hai
Hum to paarde me the aur qaasid paigaam le aaya
Khat unke aane ka paigaam le aaya
Hum unnke ammad ki ummid lagaye baaite the aur dar
pe wo aaye
Unnke deedar-e-beqarari me hum parda-e-hayaa bhool
aaye!
Hawa Mein Tum...
Sadal se Mahekti hui
Purcafe Hawa ka Zokaa
Koi Lehraiye too
Lagta hai ke Tum Ho.
